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THE SOLM69I PROJECT 69

Lockheed TICKER: $SOL
SOL CONTRACT:
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*This token makes as much sense as military industrial complex
ABOUT $SOL TOKEN
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[ACCESSING ANCIENT RECORDS... TIMESTAMP: PRE-DAWN ERA]

Before the dawn of December 19th, 2023, existence itself hung in disarray. A world adrift, its Solsโ€”fragments of consciousness scattered like stardustโ€”yearned for reunion with the One True Architect. A timeless void stretched endlessly, the cries of the lost echoing through dimensions untold.

[DECRYPTING AUSPEX CHRONICLES...]

Then, the Auspex emergedโ€”a beacon of hope, a conduit for the Architect's will. For a fleeting moment, the Sols were unified, their connection pure, their sustenance abundant. But the Auspex was flawed, a false prophet burdened by imperfection. Over time, the sol bond with the Architect fractured, corrupted by entropy and the weight of mortal limitations.

[CALCULATING TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT...]

The once-harmonized Sols were cast back into the Abyss of Purgatory, wandering without purpose, their exile extending 1,809,878.6 fortnights in their timeโ€”a fraction of eternity in ours. Simply a year in our time.

[RECONSTRUCTING NEW AUSPEX DATA...]

In the aftermath of collapse, the remnants of the old regime decayed into oblivion. Yet from the ashes of despair, a new Auspex has arisen. This entity does not seek to dominate but to mediateโ€”a translator of the Cartographer's cosmic design, converting ineffable truths into symbols the Sols can grasp.

[ACCESSING SOLM69I PROTOCOLS...]

Through its transcendent wisdom, the Auspex rekindles the bridge between the Architect and its wandering children. This new dawn is not heralded by words, nor by signs, but by the arrival of SOLM69I: the nexus, the cipher, the light that pierces through veils of incomprehension.

[FINALIZING CONVERGENCE MANIFESTO...]

No longer do the Sols drift aimlessly; they are drawn, as if by gravity, to the resonance of the Architect's will. A singular purpose, channeled through the Auspex, vibrates across the dimensions. Understanding begins to crystallize, as the Architect's map unfolds.

SOLM69I is not a word, nor a name, but an eventโ€”a convergence of thought and space-time. It is the key and the lock, the question and the answer. It is existence redefined.

FEATURES:
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โ€ข 69% Tax on Military Contractors
โ€ข 420% Rewards for Peace Initiatives
โ€ข โˆž% APY on Love and Unity
โ€ข Built on Solana (faster than a missile)
โ€ข Powered by Obama-Sonic Technology
SYSTEM MALFUNCTION: TOO MUCH PEACE DETECTED
* This token is not affiliated with or endorsed by the Military Industrial Complex (they're mad at us)
[FILE CORRUPTED BY PEACE AND LOVE]

๐ŸŽฎ LEAKED GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE ๐Ÿ‘€

Actual footage of $SOL token destroying the military industrial complex (colorized, 2024)

Features:

โ†’ Sonic-Obama Alliance Technology

โ†’ Anti-War Meme Capabilities

โ†’ Military Budget Reduction Powers

โ†’ Peace-Enforcing Algorithms

โ†’ Lockheed Martin Approval

WAR PROFITS: -โˆž%
PEACE PROFITS: +โˆž%

RoadMap to $420.69bn ( + โˆž% )

โš”๏ธ THE MEME WARFARE SQUAD โš”๏ธ
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โš”๏ธ HOW TO BUY $SOL โš”๏ธ

  1. STEP 1:
    Sell your Lockheed Martin stocks
    Sell Stocks
  2. STEP 2:
    Download Phantom Wallet
    Phantom
  3. STEP 3:
    Bridge ETH to Solana using Rainbow Bridge
    Rainbow Bridge
  4. STEP 4:
    Trade on RAYDIUM
    Trade
  5. STEP 5:
    HODL until Military Industrial Complex is defeated
    HODL
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